My burning desire to cook...without burning down the house

The technology gods are hating on me. My computer suddenly doesn’t remember my password to anything, from my blog to my bank account (as if I’m supposed to f*ng know), my blackberry keeps freezing with that rude, revolving circular symbol, which is nothing more than a nasty middle finger with chipped nail polish and McNuggets under its fake nail. 
On a less frustrating note, I cut my hair and love it. It’s kind of like a shag, but more journalist than drug addict. It’s weird that we think all men love long hair, because the second I got on the subway, all piece-y and Patti Smith, I got more sexy stares than I have in years. Maybe I had Mister Softee on my face. (Haha, dirty mind…)
Oh, I made these hand-held pies from Bon Appetit and they blew me away. So easy, so gorgeous, so crazy good. I used a bag of frozen raspberries instead of cherries, but otherwise stuck to the instructions like a little angel. Beware, they’re only to-die-for when fresh out of the oven, or a few hours later. After a day or two, they lose their confidence. 
Like my damn, cracked-out computer. I can’t even g-chat. Why doesn’t the Genius BAR serve drinks?

The technology gods are hating on me. My computer suddenly doesn’t remember my password to anything, from my blog to my bank account (as if I’m supposed to f*ng know), my blackberry keeps freezing with that rude, revolving circular symbol, which is nothing more than a nasty middle finger with chipped nail polish and McNuggets under its fake nail.

On a less frustrating note, I cut my hair and love it. It’s kind of like a shag, but more journalist than drug addict. It’s weird that we think all men love long hair, because the second I got on the subway, all piece-y and Patti Smith, I got more sexy stares than I have in years. Maybe I had Mister Softee on my face. (Haha, dirty mind…)

Oh, I made these hand-held pies from Bon Appetit and they blew me away. So easy, so gorgeous, so crazy good. I used a bag of frozen raspberries instead of cherries, but otherwise stuck to the instructions like a little angel. Beware, they’re only to-die-for when fresh out of the oven, or a few hours later. After a day or two, they lose their confidence. 

Like my damn, cracked-out computer. I can’t even g-chat. Why doesn’t the Genius BAR serve drinks?

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