Moody Tuesdays
Tried to fit two days into one again. Didn’t work out so well. Lost it on a wretched saleswoman at Barneys who wouldn’t take back a couple untouched sweaters that I bought thirty-fucking-four days ago, instead of “thirty.” People who use the word “store policy” are the absolute worst. I’d out the girl, full name/description right here so everyone could join TeamAlyssa but I’m worried that tomorrow I’ll wake up less vindictive, she’ll be ruined and I’ll be sued. But F-U Barneys girl with the bangs!!! Oooh I really hated her. And oh brother, did she hate me right back! She couldn’t stand me from the second she saw me. That happens sometimes.
Long day. But it’s always this way before a big trip, isn’t it? Romantic Paris in 72-hours! A long, harrowing Tuesday will make high tea and higher thread counts all the better. And let’s be real: life’s really not so bad. It really isn’t. We’re planning book parties and press events and all sorts of am-I-dreaming (?) decisions. This sparkly story about me ran on Zooey Deschanel’s blog, and come on, just look at the top of the blog!! THANK YOU T.S., my butch Brad Goreski, who helps me sell books and not kick-box my computer. (Did I mention that I still can’t believe any of this is happening?!)
By the way, it should go unsaid that I went to another Barneys and got my way. Wouldn’t any of us?
Next up: Pareee!
